ABBA’s New Album Tracklist: Where’s The Loo Infirmando Gimme Gimme Gimme (a Milo Before Midnight) Knowing Me, Forgetting You Shuffling Queen The Winner Takes A Fall Super Pooper SOS Mama Mia (I Gotta Go Again) Take A Crap For Me… Read More ›
Day: 17 June 2018
Boomerang factory
I used to work in a boomerang factory. In the Returns Department.
Spelling mistakes
I hate spelling mistakes! You mix up just two letters and your whole joke is urined.
Tennis court lady
What do you call a woman laying in the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
Elon-gate
I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal because Elongate would be really drawn out.
Tax Claim
I’m thinking of getting a boat to do dolphin and whale watching tours. Can I claim its use for business porpoises?
Young Woman’s Date
One evening a young woman came home from a date she was rather sad. She told her mother “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he… Read More ›
Kettle
Our kettle seems to turn itself off and on at will. It has an element of surprise.
Why can’t you tickle a sailor?
Why can’t you tickle a sailor? Because they’re nautical-ish.
Stations
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. At my desk I have a work station.