and another one that I got sent, to follow on from yesterday …
Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship
You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to qualify for Australian Citizenship
- How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?
- When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?
- Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
- At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
- A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat.
- Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.
- How many beers in a slab?
- You call that a knife, this is a knife. True or False?
- Does yeah-nah mean:
- “Yes and no”
- “Maybe”
- “Yes I understand but No I don’t agreeâ€?
- The phrases “strewth” and “flamin’ dingo” can be attributed to which TV character?
- Toadie from Neighbours
- Alf from Home & Away
- Agro from Agro’s Cartoon Connection
- Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?
- When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
- Once or twice
- As often as necessary to cook
- After each stubby
- Until charcoal?
- Drinking beer at a mate’s place
- Drinking beer at the beach
- Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
- Drinking beer at a mate’s place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?
- Squirt and spread with finger
- Sauce injection straight into the middle?
- Allow them to rummage through your personal items
- Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
- Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?
- 1993
- 1997
- 2001
- 2005
- Red Back Spider
- Great White Shark
- Victorian Police Officer
- King Brown Snake
- Your missus after a big night
- Dropbear?
- Ricky Ponting
- Don Bradman
- John Howard
- Makybe Diva?
- When the cricket’s on
- When the cricket’s on
- When the cricket’s on?
- A breed of kangaroo
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