Recent Posts - page 57
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Air Hostess
A chap, sitting in Harry’s Bar at Singapore’s Changi Airport, noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. I wonder which airline she works for?… Read More ›
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Christmas Cookie Recipe
It’s never too early for Christmas cookies. Christmas cookie recipe worth sharing…. 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts… Read More ›
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Movember: $1410.79 Raised – Thanks Guys!
Thankyou to everyone who sponsored me for Movember this year, I raised a fantastic $1410.79; and our team of 3 Borats at work raised a total of $4110.79. The money raised has gone to charities in Australia supporting those with… Read More ›
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Pissed Aussie gets the ultimate Thai tattoo balls-up
Further proof that “GayFL” isn’t a real sport – a pissed Aussie footy fan in Thailand asks for tattoo to celebrate the Geelong Cats gaining the 2007 AFL Premiership … and gets tattooed on his arm the classic words “RIGHT… Read More ›
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Sponsor Me: I’m Growing A Mo For Mens Health!
During Movember (the month formerly known as November) I’ll be growin a Mo. That’s right I’m bringing the Mo back because I’m passionate about changing men’s health and the fight against male depression and prostate cancer. Why… Depression affects 1… Read More ›
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So the cows DO get confused by Daylight Savings Time!
Well, a few days ago I had a little rant about Daylight Savings Time in SE Queensland and how I couldn’t believe that some people in the Outback thought that the cows would get confused if we changed the clocks… Read More ›
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It didn’t take long …
… for those whining Poms to gloat non-stop about their miraculous effort in the Rugby World Cup. Well, miraculous if you count Johnny Boy kicking, rather than the whole team actually playing rugby, as something to be proud of. The… Read More ›
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Why We Curse, Bloody Aye and Origin of the word Pom
I always wanted to find an fucking excuse for fucking swearing on my blog. And now thanks to digg I’ve fucking found one. There’s a great fucking article at TNR on Why We Curse, adding to the debate from a… Read More ›
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Australian Citizenship Test II
and another one that I got sent, to follow on from yesterday … Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to qualify for Australian Citizenship… Read More ›
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Australian Citizenship Test I
Now that Australia has introduced a Citizenship Exam (presumably to stop freaks that refuse to adopt the local culture and way of life like this fuckwit) , there has been widespread public concern about what is being tested, especially as… Read More ›
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