I was in the supermarket yesterday and I saw a man and woman wrapped up in a barcode. I said “Are you an item?”
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A couple wrapped in a barcode…
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Just got banned from Bunnings.
Just got banned from Bunnings. Bloke dressed in green and red came up to me and asked if I wanted decking. I was able to get the first punch in though.
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Got into a fight at Bunnings at the weekend.
Got into a fight at Bunnings at the weekend. It was pretty close, but I beat him by 10%.
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Why does the man want to buy nine racquets?
Why does the man want to buy nine racquets? Because tennis too many.
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My local pet shop must have a sale on.
My local pet shop must have a sale on. As I walked past, the budgies were going cheep.
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Coleslaw
Yesterday I went to the supermarket to buy cabbage. There’s a new law that if you buy cabbage from Coles, you’re legally required to purchase carrots and mayonnaise as well. Its Coles Law.
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Banned from Woolworths…
Yesterday I was at my local Woolworths store buying a large bag of My Dog for my loyal pet; I was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a …
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That’s the last time …
˙ʎɐqə uo pɹɐoqʎəʞ dɐəɥɔ ɐ ʎnq ı əɯıʇ ʇsɐl əɥʇ s’ʇɐɥʇ
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My daughter wanted a pet spider…
My daughter wanted a pet spider but they were $90 at the pet shop. I think I will just get one off the web.
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There was a big paddle sale at the boat shop.
There was a big paddle sale at the boat shop. It was quite an oar deal.