Shopping – noot! noot!

ABBA Tribute Band

That ABBA tribute band was loud last night. You could hear the drums from Nandos.

If you don’t use your fireworks by the “best before” date, do they go off?

Bought my wife a high powered fan for her birthday. She was blown away.

Not saying that my local Coles is bad or anything, but I used the self service checkout today and was nominated employee of the month.

Had a bad mixup at Coles today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.

Now normally I wouldn’t get so excited about gloves, particularly given that I did (albeit grudgingly) grow up in a cold and wet part of