Police won’t say, but I think the guy who was injured at the athletics event by a starting gun was race related.
Doctor: Do you engage in any dangerous sports?
Me: Yes, sometimes I argue with my wife.
Just got banned from Bunnings. Bloke dressed in green and red came up to me and asked if I wanted decking.
I was able to get the first punch in though.
Since I’ve quit football,
I’ve lost my goal in life.
Why does the man want to buy nine racquets?
Because tennis too many.
Put a bet on 3 horses today, Sunshine, Moonlight & Good Times.
Not one bloody winner! I blame it on the bookie.
My Dad used to keep racing pigeons.
He never managed to beat one though.
I should Warne you, my cricket jokes know no boundaries.