What’s brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven’s last movement.
Rude
Confucius on church
Confucius say: “Man who fart in church sit in own pew”.
Supermarket SNAFU
Had a bad mixup at Coles today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.
New Sex Position
There’s a fantastic new sex position called the “Telstra” … You can stay in all fucking day and nobody comes!