Australian Ventriloquist in NZ

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he’ll have a little fun so he says to the Kiwi, “G’day mind if I talk to your dog?”

Villager: “The dog doesn’t talk you stupid Aussie.”
Ventriloquist: “Hello dog how’s it going mate?”
Dog: “Yeah doin’ all right.”
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)

Read more