Dad Jokes

OMFG! I’m a SPURMO!

Going through Digg this evening, I came across this article in the Pommie Times that resonated with me, particularly for the past two or three years. I’ve only just turned 30, but apparently I am a SPURMO – a Single,… Read More ›

British Weather

The Archbishop of Canterbury has almost got his way.  British weather has officially been declared Muslim It’s partly Sunni but mostly Shi’ite.  

onya Queensland!

Most of you will know that I have recently moved away from my beloved Queensland out west, to work for a pommie-based banking group out of Western Austraia. Although I’m trying my best, i still don’t get or understand AFL,… Read More ›

Air Hostess

A chap, sitting in Harry’s Bar at Singapore’s Changi Airport, noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. I wonder which airline she works for?… Read More ›