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  • Why do girls love the NSW Rugby Team?

    Posted by Simon Harvey on 13 June 2018

    Why do girls love the NSW Rugby Team? Because they are used to coming second…

    australia, dad jokes, humour, nsfw, sport

  • New Sex Position

    Posted by Simon Harvey on 18 March 2018

    There’s a fantastic new sex position called the “Telstra” … You can stay in all fucking day and nobody comes!

    dad jokes, humour, nsfw, wordplay

  • It’s Our ABC…

    Posted by Simon Harvey on 5 October 2017

    australia, dad jokes, humour, nsfw