I was offered a job at Tinder but I’m not sure if it’s a good match.
Spiders are probably the only web developers that are happy to discover bugs.
Woolworths’ TITSUP today was a Total Inability To Support Usual Purchases
When the USA fails, at least we will have USB.
Just upgraded my internet to NBN. What an absolute joke – today without warning, a SWAT team raided my home and rammed my door down, ransacked my belongings and eventually connected my internet.
I said to one of the officers “what the hell is going on, and what right do you have to do this?”
And he replied “doing what you ordered, copper to the premises!”
The Weight Watchers website requires you to have cookies disabled.
A network of fridges has denial of serviced a number of financial institutions’ websites.
Freezing their assets.
A font walks into a bar.
The barman says “sorry we don’t serve your type in here.”
Client: What’s a hard drive?
Me: Brissie to Perth, in a Torana, during the summer, with the kids in the back, and no aircon.
A Local Area Network in Australia is called …
… the LAN Down Under