Paddy says to Mick, “I can’t remember the name of that historical Greek film Brad Pitt was in.”
“Troy”, said Mick.
“I feckin’ am”, replied Paddy, “but I still can’t remember!”
Two Irish builders (Paddy and Séamus) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub in the back of Dublin when a well-dressed man enters orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.
Paddy: – I reckon he’s an accountant.
What country has the fastest growing capital city?
Ireland. It’s Dublin every year.