If kids get money from the Tooth Fairy for losing teeth, what do I get for all this hair I’m losing?
7 days without a Dad Joke makes one weak.
Good Cop: would you like a drink?
Suspect: yes please, I’m thirsty.
Dad Cop: hi Thirsty, I’m Dad.
What’s the difference between a pun and a Dad joke?
A pun is a play on words while a Dad joke goes a little father.
Son: “Mum, Dad, I’m gay”
Mum: *stares at dad*
Spent the weekend washing the car with my daughter.
She asked, “Daddy, can’t you just use a sponge?”
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father.
“Well son now that you’ve got a kid of your own I think it’s time you give you this.”