What do you call a royal wedding sandwich?
Anything that’s in bread!
I drink so much tea I’m on first name terms with my kettle.
He’s called Phil…….Phil the kettle.
Researchers have recently discovered a great method of identifying Yorkshiremen with Dyslexia.
They tend to wear cat flaps on their heads.
I’ve just eaten 4 cans of alphabetti spaghetti.
You should have seen the vowel movement.
How do you know when a bunch of Poms have landed at Sydney Airport?
You can still hear the whining when Qantas switches the engine off!
A Buckingham palace spokesman has said that Prince Harry doesn’t want the usual fruitcake at his wedding, but Prince Phillip has said he’s going anyway.
Fancy going into government with a bunch of racist, bigoted right wing homophobic thugs.
But I suppose the Democratic Unionist Party will soon get used to the Conservatives.
The population of an entire city has gone missing in Yorkshire.
Police are looking for Leeds.
The Pesto sauce last night made me laugh.
Perhaps the Basil’s faulty.