A man goes for a prostate exam. The proctologist is checking him out when he finds a roll of hundreds up the guy’s arse. He pulls out the money and counts it.”You’re not going to believe this but I’ve just found $1900 up your arse!” “Hmmm,” says the patient, “that’s Continue Reading
A ship goes into a bar and says, “I’ll have a large port please.”
I see Prince Philip has had a new Range Roller delivered.
What do you call an Australian cricketer with 100 runs to his name? A bowler!
Bought my wife a high powered fan for her birthday. She was blown away.