A truck load of wigs has just been stolen from Queens Plaza in Brisbane’s CBD. Queensland Police are combing the area.
Day: 20 March 2019
Fireworks
If you don’t use your fireworks by the “best before” date, do they go off?
Don’t date bankers.
Why shouldn’t you date bankers? While they give you added interest, most of them are tellers.
Prostate Exam
A man goes for a prostate exam. The proctologist is checking him out when he finds a roll of hundreds up the guy’s arse. He pulls out the money and counts it.”You’re not going to believe this but I’ve just… Read More ›
Boatie Drinks
A ship goes into a bar and says, “I’ll have a large port please.”
Prince Philip
I see Prince Philip has had a new Range Roller delivered.
Australian Cricket
What do you call an Australian cricketer with 100 runs to his name? A bowler!
Birthday Present
Bought my wife a high powered fan for her birthday. She was blown away.
ScoMo has been hit by a rotten egg.
ScoMo has been hit with a rotten egg. The AFP have been scrambled, whilst the Australian people are said to be eggstatic.
Maths
Whilst most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.