25 June 2018 – noot! noot!

Day: 25 June 2018

Australia and USA Twin States

Queensland and New South Wales have a sister state in America. It’s the State of Oregon.

I was going to change the colour of my rabbit, but I couldn’t find the right hare colour.

I accidentally swallowed some scrabble pieces. My next crap could spell disaster.

More girls chase after me than most Hollywood celebrities. I am a terrible bus driver and never make the right stops.

A hangman works under a tight deadline.

I don’t want to sound big-headed, but I can’t get my jumper off.

What happens if you tell the ATO to get stuffed? Taxidermy.

I was just talking to someone who regularly spends a very large amount on coffee. I don’t know how he sleeps at night.

Telstra and Optus have confirmed that they will be getting married. There will be no reception.