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A man is sitting having a drink at a bar in a departure lounge when an attractive airline stewardess takes a seat near him. He doesn’t recognise the uniform so he decides to use some slogans as a chat up line.

He leaned towards her and said “Fly the friendly skies”. No reaction – he mentally crosses United off his list.

He leaned towards her again and says “Singapore girl you’re a great way to fly”. Nope – no reaction again. Not Singapore Airlines.

As he leaned towards her to try another slogan she turned to him and said “What the f#@k do you want?”

“Aaah” he nodded in enlightenment “Qantas!”