It’s never too early for Christmas cookies.
Christmas cookie recipe worth sharing….
- 1 cup of water
- 1 tsp. baking soda
- 1 cup of sugar
- 1 tsp. salt
- 1 cup of brown sugar
- lemon juice
- 4 large eggs
- 1 cup nuts
- 2 cups of dried fruit
- 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer…Beat one cup of butter in a large bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar…Beat
At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup . just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the f*****g fruit off floor…..by the way, that is your excreise for the day, so yuo dont havee to w;lak .
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver or whatever you have hndy in the ktihchen.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. If soemtihng fallls on the flor, calll the dog to hlep with the claenupp.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.