Air Hostess

A chap, sitting in Harry’s Bar at Singapore’s Changi Airport, noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. I wonder which airline she works for?

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Singapore Airlines slogan: “Singapore Girl, you’re a great way to fly?”

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, “Oh crap, she obviously doesn’t work for Singas”

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, “The spirit of the South?”

She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Lan Chile off the List. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: “Smooth as silk?”

This time the woman turned on him. “Exactly what the f**k do you want?”

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, “Ahhhhh, Qantas!”