Most of you know I work in the Information Security area. You probably also know I am passionate about Australia. However, this post is not about the technical ineffectiveness of the technologies that have been proposed (which I will write… Read More ›
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You Know You’re Australian if …
You know the meaning of the word “girt”. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn. You think it’s normal to have a leader called Kevin. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount… Read More ›
onya Queensland!
Most of you will know that I have recently moved away from my beloved Queensland out west, to work for a pommie-based banking group out of Western Austraia. Although I’m trying my best, i still don’t get or understand AFL,… Read More ›
Guys, Listen To This CD: Cry Stolen
Guys, you just have got to listen to this CD. Cry Stolen has been recently released by the Kimberley Stolen Generation Aboriginal Corporation and showcases tunes that describe the pain and suffering that the local aboriginals in the Kimberley region… Read More ›
Air Hostess
A chap, sitting in Harry’s Bar at Singapore’s Changi Airport, noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. I wonder which airline she works for?… Read More ›
Pissed Aussie gets the ultimate Thai tattoo balls-up
Further proof that “GayFL” isn’t a real sport – a pissed Aussie footy fan in Thailand asks for tattoo to celebrate the Geelong Cats gaining the 2007 AFL Premiership … and gets tattooed on his arm the classic words “RIGHT… Read More ›
Sponsor Me: I’m Growing A Mo For Mens Health!
During Movember (the month formerly known as November) I’ll be growin a Mo. That’s right I’m bringing the Mo back because I’m passionate about changing men’s health and the fight against male depression and prostate cancer. Why… Depression affects 1… Read More ›
So the cows DO get confused by Daylight Savings Time!
Well, a few days ago I had a little rant about Daylight Savings Time in SE Queensland and how I couldn’t believe that some people in the Outback thought that the cows would get confused if we changed the clocks… Read More ›
It didn’t take long …
… for those whining Poms to gloat non-stop about their miraculous effort in the Rugby World Cup. Well, miraculous if you count Johnny Boy kicking, rather than the whole team actually playing rugby, as something to be proud of. The… Read More ›
Why We Curse, Bloody Aye and Origin of the word Pom
I always wanted to find an fucking excuse for fucking swearing on my blog. And now thanks to digg I’ve fucking found one. There’s a great fucking article at TNR on Why We Curse, adding to the debate from a… Read More ›