Recent Posts - page 3
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Tinnitus Helpline
Tried calling the tinnitus helpline. No answer. Just kept ringing.
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Army of Babies
What do you call an army of babies? An infantry!
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Wig Theft
A truck load of wigs has just been stolen from Queens Plaza in Brisbane’s CBD. Queensland Police are combing the area.
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Fireworks
If you don’t use your fireworks by the “best before” date, do they go off?
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Don’t date bankers.
Why shouldn’t you date bankers? While they give you added interest, most of them are tellers.
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Prostate Exam
A man goes for a prostate exam. The proctologist is checking him out when he finds a roll of hundreds up the guy’s arse. He pulls out the money and counts it.”You’re not going to believe this but I’ve just… Read More ›
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Boatie Drinks
A ship goes into a bar and says, “I’ll have a large port please.”
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Prince Philip
I see Prince Philip has had a new Range Roller delivered.
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Australian Cricket
What do you call an Australian cricketer with 100 runs to his name? A bowler!
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Birthday Present
Bought my wife a high powered fan for her birthday. She was blown away.
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Humour ›
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Barry The Bin Chicken
2 April 2023
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The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar.
6 November 2022
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I’m releasing a new single.
20 December 2021
Dad Jokes ›
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Met a girl at a party …
14 September 2020
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Electrician’s Clothing
26 March 2020
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This Supermarket Joke
26 March 2020
Wordplay ›
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What’s Brown and lies beside the piano?
26 March 2020
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Latin
14 July 2019
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Napkins
12 July 2019