It is well known that humour is regional, but this is the first joke that I can say is truly Queenslander: At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the same [...]

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Most of you will know that I have recently moved away from my beloved Queensland out west, to work for a pommie-based banking group out of Western Austraia. Although I’m trying my best, i still don’t get or understand AFL, but am pleasently suprised that they play real rugby (i.e. Union) out here. On the [...]

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Further proof that “GayFL” isn’t a real sport – a pissed Aussie footy fan in Thailand asks for tattoo to celebrate the Geelong Cats gaining the 2007 AFL Premiership … and gets tattooed on his arm the classic words “RIGHT ARM. GAY PREMIERS 2007″. Yep. And his other one says “LEFT ARM”. Arf! Arf! Arf!

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I always wanted to find an fucking excuse for fucking swearing on my blog. And now thanks to digg I’ve fucking found one. There’s a great fucking article at TNR on Why We Curse, adding to the debate from a psycological and historical perspective. Fucking brilliant. Here in Australia swearing is part of the national [...]

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and another one that I got sent, to follow on from yesterday … Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to qualify for Australian Citizenship How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also [...]

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