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Most of you will know that I have recently moved away from my beloved Queensland out west, to work for a pommie-based banking group out of Western Austraia. Although I’m trying my best, i still don’t get or understand AFL, but am pleasently suprised that they play real rugby (i.e. Union) out here.
On the topic of rugby, albeit League, soon it will be time for State of Origin, where Queensland will most likely whip NSW yet again for the third year in a row. Of course, who can forget our glorious victories at Lang Park, as well as in Sydney, over the past two years.
Even more, for our cockroach friends south of the border, due to our elite sporting (and possibly drinking) prowess we still keep our initial takeover offer (mirror) open. But do hurry, the tide of Victorians still keeps moving North, and we do need your help to keep AFL away from the state (even though we got rid of the Kangaroos) - and don’t forget, they’re going for West Sydney too …
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Guys, you just have got to listen to this CD. Cry Stolen has been recently released by the Kimberley Stolen Generation Aboriginal Corporation and showcases tunes that describe the pain and suffering that the local aboriginals in the Kimberley region went through during the Stolen Generation era.
I’ve just listened to this and am filled with regret and remorse, even though I personally have nothing to do with what happened. Lets hope Kevin does the right thing and apologises for this terrible era and suffering inflicted upon the real, native, inhabitents of Australia.
(5 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...A chap, sitting in Harry’s Bar at Singapore’s Changi Airport, noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. I wonder which airline she works for?
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Singapore Airlines slogan: “Singapore Girl, you’re a great way to fly?”
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, “Oh crap, she obviously doesn’t work for Singas”
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, “The spirit of the South?”
She gave him the same confused look.
He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Lan Chile off the List. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: “Smooth as silk?”
This time the woman turned on him. “Exactly what the f**k do you want?”
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, “Ahhhhh, Qantas!”
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Further proof that “GayFL” isn’t a real sport - a pissed Aussie footy fan in Thailand asks for tattoo to celebrate the Geelong Cats gaining the 2007 AFL Premiership … and gets tattooed on his arm the classic words “RIGHT ARM. GAY PREMIERS 2007″. Yep. And his other one says “LEFT ARM”.
Arf! Arf! Arf!
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