You know the meaning of the word “girt”.
You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
You think it’s normal to have a leader called Kevin.
You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.
You’ve made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use […]

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Going through Digg this evening, I came across this article in the Pommie Times that resonated with me, particularly for the past two or three years. I’ve only just turned 30, but apparently I am a SPURMO - a Single, Proud, UnmarRied Man Over Thirty.
For proof, check out the self-test:

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The Archbishop of Canterbury has almost got his way. 
British weather has officially been declared Muslim
It’s partly Sunni but mostly Shi’ite.
 

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