and another one that I got sent, to follow on from yesterday …
Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship
You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to qualify for Australian Citizenship
- How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?
- When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?
- Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
- At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
- A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat.
- Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.
- How many beers in a slab?
- You call that a knife, this is a knife. True or False?
- Does yeah-nah mean:
- “Yes and no”
- “Maybe”
- “Yes I understand but No I don’t agreeâ€?
- The phrases “strewth” and “flamin’ dingo” can be attributed to which TV character?
- Toadie from Neighbours
- Alf from Home & Away
- Agro from Agro’s Cartoon Connection
- Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?
- When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
- Once or twice
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- As often as necessary to cook
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- After each stubby
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- Until charcoal?
- Name three of the Daddo brothers.
- Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?
- Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
- Drinking beer at a mate’s place
- Drinking beer at the beach
- Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
- Drinking beer at a mate’s place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?
- Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?
- How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?
- How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?
- Who are Scott and Charlene?
- How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
- Squirt and spread with finger
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- Sauce injection straight into the middle?
- If the police raided your home would you:
- Allow them to rummage through your personal items
- Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
- Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?
- Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?
- Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?
- Thongs are:
- Skimpy underwear
- Casual footwear
- They’re called jandals, bro?
- On which Ashes tour did Warnie’s hair look the best?
- 1993
- 1997
- 2001
- 2005
- What someone is more likely to die of:
- Red Back Spider
- Great White Shark
- Victorian Police Officer
- King Brown Snake
- Your missus after a big night
- Dropbear?
- How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?
- Can you sing along to Cold Chisel’s Khe Sanh?
- Explain both the “follow-on” and “LBW” rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter….
- Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.
- Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
- Ricky Ponting
- Don Bradman
- John Howard
- Makybe Diva?
- Is it best to chuck a sickie on:
- When the cricket’s on
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- When the cricket’s on
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- When the cricket’s on?
- What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?
- What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?
- What are Budgie smugglers?
- What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?
- Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?
- A “Hoppoate” is:
- A breed of kangaroo
- A kind of Australian “wedgie”?
- A disgraced Rugby League player?
- What does having a ‘chunder’ mean?
- When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?
- What does the terminology ‘True Blue’ mean?
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